Monday, November 8, 2010

5 reasons to not leave the house in princess pajama pants




1. you might see your next door neighbor (who just turned 96!) outside with his daughter, who you've wanted to meet...but don't want your first impression to involve princess pj pants.

2. you might realize that since you're out you could run by Ross and see if they have any of those shoes you've been wanting to get your son, but again you don't want to get caught up in shopping with house shoes and sweat pants on....

3. you might realize that the tasty treat you were out of the house getting isn't as easy to eat in the car as you thought ...thus spilling it on the princess pants

4. spilling said treat will cause you to have to do ANOTHER load of laundry when you get home-before you can slip comfortably back into bed in the cold fall weather.

5. you could have been photographed or caught on film in a yet- to- be famous Austin movie or photo--in SWEATS! without any intention of running or doing anything athletic, but in order to quickly consume a fattening treat:( [think George, on Seinfeld, guzzling a sundae:)

all these thoughts will cause you to realize that if you'd just worn jeans on your outing, it would have been more efficient and less stressful.

moral: never, ever, leave the house in sweatpants